Being into twinks, I had high expectations for Euro Twinks Club. Call me a purist. But when sites say twinks, I expect a supply of smooth boys – in their late teens or early twenties – delicious to look at, fun to eat and full of cream. Now that's kind of entertainment I want after hours of fapping to bondage. (Har. Har.) Anyways, I always get disappointed with sites claiming to be the next twink mecca but only end up looking like a poor copy or recycling bins of more successful sites.

So here I am, sorting through the updates – and while there are pretty young men, I can't help but notice that I've seen the pictures and the videos elsewhere. I also realized that a considerable chunk of the updates aren't even European or aren't even twinks. (well, not according to my definition of twinks.

To be fair though, Euro Twinks Club has its strong points. For one thing, the site has a fair volume of photos and video sets. And if for one reason or another – you finished them all in one sitting – there's plenty more to catch with the number of bonus streaming video sites that come with the subscription.

It is easy to dismiss this site but I'm kind of hoping that somehow in the coming months, the site will reverse its tracks, get more relevant, exclusive updates and be a twink site deserving of a golden twinkly star. But I doubt if that it will happen.